Friday, June 23, 2017

Down the Rabbit Hole

I turn 38 in a couple weeks, and I feel like that is right on the precipice of really aging-- if wrinkles and grey hair aren't sneaking their way across the landscape of your face and hair, it's either because you aren't noticing or because they're gathering their forces for a surprise attack.

I'm pretty lucky in that the grey hair should blend in with my natural hair color pretty easily.  (Last time I got a haircut, I asked the stylist if I had any grey hiding back there and she assured me she didn't see any.  I told her to keep checking.)  But I've begun to see wrinkles in my forehead.  I've also got bags under my eyes, but I'm hoping that has more to do with Colton's need to try and climb into bed with me at 2am all the time.  If I sleep well for consecutive nights, maybe those bags will vanish.  Right???

As you know, I'm not much for make-up.  Mascara is really the only thing I usually bother with.  And I can't remember the last time I even had a pedicure...  I just don't care too much about stuff like that.  But recently I heard that they can make eyelash extensions, and for the first time, I was intrigued.  If I could just have beautiful eyelashes for a month, that would be so fun!

Yes.  This is me exactly.

Anyway, the idea captivated me long enough to start looking at salons and trying to figure out what it would cost.  The cheapest one I found was $130.  I was trying to tell myself that this might be worth it, when I further saw that they recommended staying away from heat (especially ovens and BBQs) and steam if you didn't want the adhesive to melt right off.  And I realized that I might be able to justify spending the money once, but I probably couldn't do that AND quit cooking.  (And what could you possibly cook if you can't go near heat or steam???)

So I will not be getting eyelash extensions, even though I bet I'd look fabulous with them.

But since I was looking at the spa services, I began scrolling through all the other things they offered...  And it reminded me of the scene in Mean Girls where the plastics are critiquing their huge pores and man shoulders, and Cady says,


Who knew there were SO MANY TREATMENTS you could have done to yourself!?!?!  I don't even know what most of them are!  What's the difference between a Medical Treatment Facial and a Hydraclean Facial (other than $30)?  How is a Microdermabrasion different from a SilkPeel or a Moistupeel?  WHAT EXACTLY IS AN EARLOBE REPAIR???  How could "thermage" possibly cost $3000????  I looked up miraDry because I was curious and apparently it's when they remove the sweat glands under your arms!!!  Do people really do this???  You can't just bother with a daily swipe of deodorant?  And perhaps more important-- do any of these things actually work?  And do they work well enough to be worth so much money???  Because all of this stuff is certainly not cheap!!!

But seriously.  Even if all this stuff helps, I promise-- you're gonna get old eventually.  There isn't enough plastic surgery in the world to hold back that tide.

So my new goal is just to age gracefully.  But maybe some day if I don't ever need to cook for a month, I'll splurge and get myself those eyelash extensions!

Monday, June 19, 2017

Big Blue

A week ago Saturday we drove to Delaware and bought a car.

Because we're insane and the only way we ever manage to do anything is by doing it in the craziest way possible.  But that usually seems to work for us, so we keep going with it.

Anyway, despite how sudden it might seem to you, this was actually something we'd been trying to figure out for a long time now.

Ever since Camille entered the picture, our van has been filled to capacity.  If the whole family goes somewhere, every seat belt is taken.  And that's fine, but it's a little tight.  It means that any time someone comes to see us, we need to use another car.  It means that we can't ever bring friends along with us, which is kind of sad.  (And makes me long for the days of double-buckling.  Remember being able to do that?)

It also means that the kids are pretty crowded in the back of the car.  And Ryder is in that fun stage where he delights in annoying all his siblings.  (I think it's a middle child thing.  As a middle child, I'm totally allowed to say that.  What I can't remember, though, is when (or if?) I ever grew out of that stage...?)  But even if they're on their best behavior, if we're going anywhere that requires much luggage-- a long trip, or camping, or really anywhere for longer than one night-- it's pretty hard to fit it all into the car.  We could get away with squeezing more in for a while by cramming soft stuff (pillows, sleeping bags, etc) under the kids' feet.  But they're also getting taller, too, and that option is quickly going away...

Crowded much?  This is heading home from New York last April

And here's Bentley looking less than happy coming home from Great Wolf Lodge

And we were only there for two nights and mostly packed swimsuits!


So we decided we probably needed to get a bigger car.  The problem, though, is how to go about doing that.  Because most cars max out at 8 seats.  Suburbans, larger mini-vans, and most SUVs all pretty much have 8 seats.  Which means we'd spend all the money for a new car just to get one more measly seat!  And that didn't seem worth the hassle or the money.

It was Craig who finally decided that what we really needed was a big van.  He began researching them and discovered the Ford Transit series.  They're a new model-- Ford only began making them in 2015.  And they come with 10, 12, and 15 seats (or 2 seats and a HUGE back, if you work construction).  We also discovered Nissan Passenger vans, which come with 12 seats.  I kind of liked the Passengers better-- they feel more like they're designed for a family, whereas the Transit feels like it's designed to haul as many people as possible to and from the airport.  But alas-- the Passengers also cost about $10K more, and are harder to come by used.  With them not having as many seats, either, I wasn't quite sure what I would be spending all that extra money on.

That was another thing I decided-- with all the options out there, it seemed to me that if you're going to get a big van, you may as well get a BIG VAN.  So I liked the idea of getting a 15-seater.  We'll probably take out the back row most of the time, but I like knowing we can put it in whenever needed.  If you only have 12 seats to start out with, you can't add anything to that.  (Plus, with the Passenger, those 12 seats filled the car, so if you wanted any trunk space, you'd still need to remove seats.)

So we settled on the Transit.  We test drove a few, and figured out which things were important to us: for a car this big, we needed a back-up camera.  That was non-negotiable.  And I wanted a sliding door.  If I'm going to be hauling kids around, I want to be able to park without worrying about the car next to me getting scratched up every time they fling the doors open!  And then, even though I sort of hated myself for caring, I decided that if we could find one, I really wanted a van that wasn't white.  The huge white vans are what you always see for churches, and while I expect we'll do a LOT of carpooling for our church in the years to come, I just wanted to look a little different from that.

We told all this to a car dealership that promised that they moved a LOT of Transits and they'd find just what we wanted.  And then we never heard from them again.  This didn't bother me-- our Sienna is old and ugly with very high mileage, but it's still running fine.  I didn't feel like we were in any rush.  But it did make me appreciate that maybe what we were looking for in a car wasn't super easy to find.

On Thursday, I was messing around with my banking app, when I noticed a feature to help you find a car.  I decided to try looking for the car we wanted.  I actually figured out how to search for vans with sliding doors-- and I found one!  It was exactly what we wanted, except white.  I called the dealer in Woodstock, Virginia (about an hour and a half away) and set up an appointment for Saturday morning.  I'd found it so easily, I decided to check and make sure there weren't any other vans out there that I wanted.  And then I found an even better van-- it was a year older and had a few more miles, but it was cheaper, had some upgrades and was blue.  And it was in Delaware.  But oh, I wanted that van.

I called the dealership and asked if there was any way they could move it.  Nope.  They only move new cars, not used ones.  The sales guy suggested we facetime so we could see it better, but Craig wasn't home any of the times they were open.  I was bummed.  We'd have to wait until the next Saturday to see the car, and it might get sold by then.  I figured I may as well see what time we could facetime Saturday morning, so I called again, hoping to hear their hours, and got a human!  I asked how late they were open Friday, and was told 9pm (the guy I'd talked to before said they closed at 3pm!!!).  So I asked to speak to a salesman and didn't mention that I'd already spoken with someone.  The new guy was happy to facetime with us.  We tried to negotiate a price, although they didn't come down much.  But we thought it was a pretty good price still.  So after much hemming and hawing, we decided to buy it.

We left the house at 8am the first day after school got out.  We dropped Bentley and Camille off with Grandma and Grandpa and kept the rest of the kids with us.  And we drove to Delaware.  We got a quick lunch, and then went to see the car.  We drove it around.  We looked it all over.  And we bought it!

The drive home was painful.  I let Craig take the new car, because I knew all the kids would want to ride in it-- I stayed in the old car, but at least didn't have anyone bugging me for a few hours.  But I was so tired and keeping my eyes open was hard work.  I called everyone I knew and sang along to Les Miserables to keep me awake.  But we made it, eventually.  We got home at 10pm, though, so I'm not kidding when I say it was a looooooong day.  But so far we're very happy with our new car.

After church

You can see just how big it is

From the front

Look at all those seats!

We've been considering all sorts of names for this thing-- my favorites so far are Bluey & the Beast, the Blue Bayou, the Blue Whale, and just Big Blue.  But knowing my family and our knack for super cool nicknames for things, it will probably just end up being called The Van.  Or perhaps, the Big Van.

In the meantime, our next project will be selling the mini van!

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Safari Park

Sorry, this is another post with tons of pictures and not much else-- I hope it's not too boring!

Anyway, we'd been hearing about this Safari Park in Natural Bridge for a while and finally decided to check it out at the end of spring break.  It did not disappoint!

At the entrance, staring at the sun


Basically, for the first part, you drive around with buckets of food, and the animals come and eat out of your lap.  This was both totally awesome and a little intimidating.  And a lot messy!


There were a TON of llamas
The llamas could get a little aggressive-- at one point, three of them surrounded our car and wouldn't let us drive forward!  When we didn't give them food right away, one of them even started kicking our car!  But the joke's on them-- we don't care about our beat up old car that much anyway!  We refuse to give in to bullies!  We had to wait until some other car got their attention and then we escaped.  (We felt a little bad for that other car, but what could we do?)

But the baby llamas sure were cute!!!

Why, hello!

Thankfully this guy did not try to stick his head in our car...

No clue what this hairy beast is, but I kinda liked him-- he looked like a teddy bear version of a cow!

Camille got a little nervous and preferred sitting in the backseat.  Here she is showing me how she felt about the animals.
She's fine, though.  Really!

Well, she's still crazy.  But she wasn't actually traumatized or anything!

This big fella got snot ALL over the windows and the steering wheel

They had rhinos up on the hill where you could see them, but not get close.  Probably a good idea...

And camels, too!  Apparently these guys are the kings of stealing your entire bucket of food.  But they were cordoned off when we were there, so that wasn't a problem.

And a buffalo, too!  And see those birds in the background?  I want to call them emus, but I think that's wrong...  Maybe those are rheas?

Looking at the zebras

Kendra is hesitant to open her window for this big guy

Smiley Ryder

Maybe this is an emu...?
And, of course, Ryder was very excited to see this pig!

There were a bunch of other animals, too: giraffes, reindeer, kudu...  It was a lot of fun.

After we were done with the safari drive, we left the park to get lunch, then came back for the walk-through zoo section.  This section had tigers, wolves, peacocks, penguins, flamingos, vultures, an eagle owl and a bunch of other random animals to see.  It was a lot of fun, and perfect weather! The only thing that was too bad is that we had other plans for the evening and had to rush out to meet up with some friends-- we could easily have stayed for another hour.
Craig was very excited about the kangaroos.  He's trying to convince me that we need a pet wallaby.  (At least he's given up on the idea of getting a monkey!)

The budgie sticks were fun, too1



Flamingos!
And here's Ryder trying to imitate the flamingos!


It was a super fun day-- I highly recommend the Safari Park at Natural Bridge!  But be warned-- you WILL need to wash your car (inside and out!) afterwards!

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Great Wolf Lodge

Back in February, we took a mini-vacation to Great Wolf Lodge.  It's was Craig's idea (and as a Christmas present, his parents helped fund it) that it would be nice for us to get out of Dodge for a few days when winter is at its most cold and depressing.  When my Grandma died, it made the timing a little crazy, though-- she died right before our trip, and then we flew to Seattle two days after returning home.  And because of all that, I forgot to ever blog about it.  But we really did have a great time, so I'm going to remedy that now!

Before I delve into about a billion pictures, let me just explain what Great Wolf Lodge is, for those who haven't heard of it-- basically, it's just a big hotel with its own indoor water park right in the center of the hotel.  As far as water parks go, it's not huge, but there was plenty to keep us busy for a couple days.  And, they give everyone wolf ears when you check in.  It sounds silly, but it sure was fun seeing the kids in their ears!  Which brings us to PICTURES:



Gotta get in a good howl, too!
Our suite had this little section for the kids with bunk beds and a TV.  Brilliant.

We arrived Sunday, and they let you into the water park around 2, even though check-in for the hotel isn't until 4.  So we had packed our swimsuits into a separate suitcase so they were easily accessible and we hit the water park immediately.  We had a great time and once everyone was hungry, we checked into our room and ordered pizza, the one meal that everyone in our family LOVES.  Then we wandered by the dessert counter and let everyone pick out a treat.  We sat out on our patio eating and watching a terrific rain storm.  Craig helped me get the little kids tucked into bed and then he went back to the water park with the big kids (it's always nice when you can worry less about people drowning).  I read and lazed about very quietly in my bed, which made me happy.

Colton was quite thrilled to get the hide-a-bed to himself

And he slept great, too!
I can't figure out how to rotate these.
The next day we just played at the water park all day and then went to a nearby restaurant for dinner.  The kids were so tired they were fairly well behaved (plus we'd gone really early, so the restaurant was empty).  Then Craig took his turns with the little kids in the hotel room while I hit the park with the big kids.  Unfortunately, the park closed earlier that night, so I didn't get as long, but we were pretty tired anyway.

I like how we're backlit so it looks fake.  That's not a green screen, I promise!

Ryder is pulling this face in EVERY PICTURE WITH CRAIG.

We took a coloring break after dinner because our room was still being cleaned.  Everyone was really into it-- I think they were pretty tired!


Our last day, we got in our swimsuits, checked out of the hotel, and then hit the park one last time.  Craig really wanted pictures of the actual park, so he finally braved using his phone around the water...  

Day 3, and we're still excited!

Me and Colton coming off the tunnel slide

Colton absolutely LOVED the lazy river
Pensive Camille.  I liked that they provided floaties so we didn't have to cram ours into the car.

Lazy river with Camille

And TOTALLY getting dumped on-- oops!  Craig was laughing hysterically as he took this picture.
Craig taking the kids into the wave pool (while I took Ryder to the bathroom)

I was a big fan of the hot tub


Ryder was not.  He refused to even get in.

Family selfie!  Not sure where Camille went for this...???

Playing with the water table

The giant bucket in the background would fill with water and then dump it every twenty minutes.  So Craig made the kids stand in the splash zone so he could take pictures.

Here it comes!



I like how nervous Ryder looks.  (I don't think they actually got that wet from it-- we're not really that mean!)

Ryder coming down the slide!

Craig decided we needed one last splurge before going home-- so we settled on a giant bucket of ice cream for the family!

Camille enjoyed it

She enjoyed it a lot, actually...

Bentley did this like it was the easiest thing in the world
And we had a very peaceful drive home.

I'm so glad we went-- Craig has such great ideas!