Buy birth suppliesGather them all in one placeWash all baby clothes, receiving blankets, burp cloths, etc.Clean out carseatPut away baby clothesSanitize thermometerFix old nursing braTeach kids to make their bedsFind birthing ball and inflate itMake sure Craig has lesson plans ready so he can take time off workBuy new nursing bra (cuz my fix-it job on the old one probably won't last)Pre-register at hospital (just in case!)Go visit hospitalTry not to stress out that I accidentally pre-registered at the wrong hospitalClean houseTell people I haven't had the baby yetGet extra pillow cases for warming receiving blankets inWash new pillow casesBuy a new nursing coverMake granola, stock up on nutritious snacks (like chocolate pudding)Have Mom and sister get to town so they can help with everythingClean house againGet through snow stormKeep telling people that he's still not hereLet midwife go to her conference (just 'cuz we're polite like that!)Wipe down all cupboardsSew buttons back onto thingsGently remind Craig to fix the toilet that just brokeStock up on milk and breadStock up again, because it keeps getting eatenGive Bentley time to stop being sickClean the house. Again.Get an Ergo carrier from my awesome in-lawsDo several loads of laundry each day, just in caseLet people know that nothing has happened yet, but I sure will tell them when it does!Obsessively change sheets on bed (because giving birth on a dirty bed is just gross)Watch Craig make chocolate cookies- Give birth
Seriously, kid, what are you waiting for?!?!
3 comments:
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! At least you still have your sense of humor! Hope he comes soon!!!!
Thinking of you! (maybe he just wants to beat Eden's record!)
:)
At least you have your mom to entertain you! Hope he comes soon for you!!
Ha ha ha, I love this post! That was really great. :0) I'm glad he finally came!!!
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